• Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
  • Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.

THIS IS MY FACE WHEN I AM ANGRY WITH THE WORLD

(Source: gottabenere)

Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I’ll whisper quietly to her. If you move me away, I’ll shout to her. It’s your choice.

(Source: anthorian12)

When I come home from school, I'm like:

wowfunniestposts:

Change clothes

Eat

Then, Tumblr all night!

this blog is hilarious

(Source: sheamnessy)

  • wake up: exhausted
  • 12 am: exhausted
  • 3 pm: fucking exhausted
  • 5 pm: really fucking exhausted
  • 7 pm: about to pass out
  • bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns