• Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
• Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.

THIS IS MY FACE WHEN I AM ANGRY WITH THE WORLD

(Source: tomlinson-smile)

Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I’ll whisper quietly to her. If you move me away, I’ll shout to her. It’s your choice.

(Source: anthorian12)

wowfunniestposts:

Change clothes

Eat

Then, Tumblr all night!

this blog is hilarious

(Source: sheamnessy)

• wake up: exhausted
• 12 am: exhausted
• 3 pm: fucking exhausted
• 5 pm: really fucking exhausted
• 7 pm: about to pass out
• bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns